That B@#$%%^! Melissa sure got that one right! I will try to save my opinions for the end of this blog.(haha yeah right)

So the episode starts of with a tearful reunion with Jason and Ty. Jason starts to talk about how he needs to make the “right” decision,(uh huh) and how Ty will help him out. Then all of a sudden Jason is in a different blue button up. Yes clever editing, Molly was actually the first one to meet Ty, not Melissa. But neways, Melissa and the little guy get a long great! So while Jason leaves Melissa and Ty to tell jokes and play golf, he runs off and lassos a lamb. So random. I think Ty was a little disappointed in his “surprise!”

Next Melissa goes to meet the Mesnicks after Ty is put down for a nap. Now I am not a mother yet, but I know its not that easy to get a little boy down for a nap! They drill her with the normal questions about Ty, moving to Seattle, do you really love my brother/son? Then Mrs. Mesnick takes her outside to talk about her family. Melissa goes on to say that her family is very close and happy people. Then she says that Jason saw a picture of them and he said “they are smiling?!” umm yeah Jason, her parents are not evil human beings out against the world, just smart individuals that didn’t want to get wrapped up in this crazy mess (but i highly suggest you stay far far away from Dallas Texas now!). DOY! Then Melissa is drilled by the brothers. It is so funny how this show is played out. In a normal dating world, the brothers would never question a gf of their brother, they probably would just say if she was hot or not. So they are weary of Melissa because she looks like Deanna and Deanna broke Jason’s heart.. (boo hoo!) Then we pop back inside where the tool(Jason) and his papa are talking about the “magical” chemistry Jason and Ty have and how Melissa would make that “explode” Well the normal viewer would think, wow molly has to top that?! Nope she has already met the mesnicks… they like Melissa better.

So we venture back into time and see Molly jump out of the SUV, with her amazing eyes, and she jumps into Jason’s arms. Then they go meet the little dude and Ty wanted nothing to do with Molly, which of course prompted the voice over of Molly saying she was “freaking out!”, but “She had to stay confident.” BLAH! Eventually Ty lets Molly hold his hand while they play in the water and Molly starts talking about how “this is how her life could be” and “how they are a little family” BLAH BLAH!

So now its off to the Mesnicks! Molly walks in with a bigger birds nest on top of her head than she had when she first met Jason that day (producers give the girl a brush!) and her “amazing eyes” are about to pop out of her head. We start with the brothers this time and they question if Molly is over the “going out scene” Oh Molly has been there down that… and a little too much she added, NICE, but she is ready to settle down now. Then she gets drilled by Mama Mesnick about moving to Seattle. Molly says of course she can because she can still work if she moves to Seattle. Hmm I hope those department store heads dont watch the Bachelor hunny. So kidding : )

So next we see Jason and his mom talking about the two women and of course our tool of a Bachelor puts on the water works. He “cant” let Molly go and he will “never” let Melissa go.. YEAH FREAKING RIGHT! After Jason’s mom attempts to give her son advice, which he wont take, Jason gets up without helping his mom up from the ground and walks back inside. Jason and Molly then go sit on a bench and start making out…. like usual.

Next we see Melissa in her stretchy pants about to call her parents to see if they will talk to Jason and they agree too. Then we see Melissa and Jason on their Last Chance date on a boat where the poor girl gets drenched in the first 5 min on the boat! They proceed to make out and jump off into the freezing water. Then Jason comes over to melissa’s for dinner. Melissa tells Jason that her parents will accept a phone call from him. She was so excited about it and of course Jason can’t give a good excited face so he kisses her. Melissa and Jason then cuddle on her bed and she tells him again that she loves him and we get the usual “I have never felt this way.” (LIAR!) Gosh I felt so sorry for this girl.

Next Jason and Molly have their Last Chance date and I wish ABC would have interrupted and put up a warning to leave the room for this one. Warning: If you felt uncomfortable watching our explicit hottub sceane, please leave the room for the next 2 min! Molly took over the date again and had two massage tables set up for a romantic couples massage. Well, they really didnt need the second table, because Molly decided to give our “stud muffin” (Sarcastic) of a bachelor an oily massage while sitting on top of him. Gross. Then Jason shows up to Molly’s place, with a strong odor of Baby oil, and has dinner. Then we go to the couch where molly gives Jason a book she made of their Fairy Tale Story. Ha, WHAT A FAIRYTALE! Its filled with plane tickets, date cards, her “butterflies” song lyrics and even the letter she got when she was “chosen” to be on the bachelor. I wonder if the acceptance letter had small print at the bottom saying “Mike Fliess will portray you in the worst light ever!”

Next we See Jason calling Melissa’s parents and tells them that this whole process is real but, he understands why they wouldnt want to be apart of it. I think Jason is getting good at lying at this point!

AT last, the Greek witch is back, but I think Jason has taken over as the worst Bachelor/Bachelorette ever, so I will be calling her by her name now : ) She comes in and has a chat with Jason on the couch about how she made the wrong decision and she went with the wild card. Did anyone else find this whole conversation weird and awkward?!? There really was no explanation why she was there. Her comments about how if she would have picked him, it would have worked? It was obvious that this whole meeting was producer driven because I think she may have put a little more effort out if she really did want him back… but hey its Deanna we are talking about here. After an awkward silence Jason says he is going to follow his heart and Deanna tells him to lead with it.

Next a lovely lady comes over to show Jason some GORGEOUS Neil Lane engagement rings. WOWEE were those some beauties. He picks the ring, but still had “no idea” who he was going to give it too, but after standing out on the balcony with the NZ wind blowing in his face and some serious squinting at the ring, he makes his decision. HA!

Then starts the Cruelty. Molly shows up first with her ponytail and dark eye makeup in check and walks to Jason where he tells her that he is in love with someone else. Molly tells him that she thinks he is making a big mistake and later we see that she says that Melissa is going to get in Seattle and realize that she is not ready for that type of life. Um Lady, just because you wear plaid and can play golf doesnt meant you know someone’s character after 5 weeks of knowing them. So Jason sends her off and then has the breakdown on the balcony. Yeah who out there would want their fiance breaking down right before he proposed to you?! Show of hands.. yeah I didnt think so. So next we see Melissa, who I think has a gorgeous dress on, walk to Jason. Jason then tells her that he loves her and Melissa has the cutest reaction and it compleatly broke my heart. Especially when she knelt down and asked if he wanted to marry her. GAH! Jason your a tool. So after lots and LOTS of I love yous and twirls Ty comes out and runs over to the “happy” couple. Then they jump into the pool for some odd reason.

Then we head straight off to the dark room with a spotlight on Chris Harrison and hear that same announcement we have heard a 100 times. He invites Jason out and they talk about what has been going on since the final taping. He then states that “things are different” and that he is still thinking about molly for weeks (but he hasnt talked to her YEAH RIGHT) Chris breaks it down for us and says “So you are about to officially break up with Melissa” Jason replies that he is and that they need to talk…on national television of course! Melissa walks out looking fabulous (love that girls hair down, she should do that more often) and she had a very tight smile on her face. Jason then proceeds to break up with her on television. Melissa does not let him out of this easy and I absolutely love her for that. She pretty much summed it up when she called him a B#$%&*#. I really wish we could have seen the whole fall out, I think our girl Melissa really let him have it! She hands him the ring and walks out completely humiliated and heart broken. 🙁

So next we see Molly come out and this is where the bad acting starts. I am sorry, but I do not believe that Molly and Jason have not been in contact since the finale show. There was way to much smiling and giddyness from Molly and Jason. It was flat out disgusting. It started when Molly was watching her journey and the girl had to cover her mouth to help from smiling! You could see it all over her “amazing eyes”! BLAH. She then tells Chris that she is still in love with him and then he brings out the tool. He tells her that he has broken things off with Melissa and that he wants a shot at love with her. Molly then starts the “i am shocked” glances at chris. Jason JUST broke off things with Melissa and is now smiling and wants to date you. So obvious she knew about the whole setup, what girl would in their right mind take someone back after that?!? So after the comerical break we see that Mollly now has her paws on Jason and she says they have a lot to talk about. AND THEN they makeout. Seriously, no class what so ever!

So my opinion is pretty clear. This show was more than ever this year a scripted mess. Jason has been divorced, proposed to Deanna, proposed to Melissa and has been seeing molly for months all in little over a year. The show has stooped to a whole new level and they do not care about anything but ratings. Melissa is WAY better off and I hope this affect her for the rest of her life. I will not be watching tonights episode. Word is that they give them a tent at the end of the show… GROSS! So the picture below says it all.. (I found this on a bachelor website) Molly and Jason are the tent.

PS Jason…. Karma is a B%$^$! ; )

on another note… Valerie Gave Miss Sadie a Birthday Card!! Click on it to go visit her blog! It is fully of furry best friends! : ) Thank you so much Valerie ; )