We are in Spain this week and its time to get serious… haha We start off by Jillian talking about what reservations she has for all the boys. The only one she should be worrying about is Creeper Chihuahua boy.

First up Kipper. Jill says she thinks Kip may be out of her league. I am going to keep my opinion to myself.. So they talk about their hometown date and Jill talks about how Kip’s mom is a Doll, odd, and then Kip says he isnt sure if he is ready for an engagement, smart guy! But Jill had an awful scowl across her face and tells him that it would be Rad or something like that if she got proposed too. So the go strolling in Spain and then go to a dance class. Kiptyn puts on a ridiculously, somewhat hot outfit and they both give their best attempt at flamenco. I dont think either of them will get asked to join dancing with the stars, but they were cute. The sun sets and they meet up once again. I was hoping Kip would have kept those tight black pants on but he didnt. They jump on the scooter and head to dinner. They talk about their dance lesson and Jill of course had to mention how tight the pants were in a certain area and then a Mr Waiter man brings out slugs, thats a mood changer. SICK Props to them both for trying it. Jill tells Kip that he reminds her of her dad. Normally this would be a good sign, but we are dealing with Jillian here, So Kipper is doomed. Mr Waiter man comes back out and brings out something more appealing this time…. a fantasy suite card. CURVE BALL.. Jill rejects the card, but they decide to go check out the digs and cuddle. “awwwwe” ; )

Up Next, Reid. Jill says she gets giggly around Reid. I am pretty sure she is ALWAYS giggly. Reid is looking pretty hot even though he looks pretty disheveled, does he has some new scruff? Muy Guapo! ; ) They go shopping for food and they both have no idea how to speak Spanish. It was pretty hilarious watching them try to get sandwich meat and bread. They almost ended up with raw goat! But instead it looked like they pickles and bread. oh and a bottle of wine, of course. Reid tried to show his emotions and of course Jill just sat there and giggled. Later that evening they meet for dinner and Reid is so confused at how he feels…He thinks he is in love, maybe so, Well let me call my mom and ask her if I am or not. haha. Waiter lady brings out some cooked dinner to these two and Jill is trying to get Reid to say he loves her. Instead he tells her he like the way she smells, that he is attracted to her feet, oh wait wrong guy haha, and that its a natural thing they got going. Mr Waiter man’s friend comes out with fantasy suite card and Jill rejects this one too. Apart of me thinks we are being fooled and they really are staying the night. Reid tells Jill that it sucks she is making out with 3 other guys, and Jill wants him to elaborate why it sucks.. Well Jill remember when you were on the bachelor…. it sucks! DOH! Jill drops the L word about Reid in a personal interview…hmmm first time I believe. Is it bad I want this guy to run in the other direction? I think he could do better.

Next up, Ed! So Ed has a lot of ground making out to make up for. So they meet up and somehow Jillian’s shorts got wet, hmmmm They go for a horse drawn carriage ride and Ed talks about why he decided to “try” to come back and Jill says she is happy.. lay de dah, they make out. Finally they talk about Ed’s family and how he would have taken her to a karaoke bar. Wow, now that would have been a treat! After their wine break, they make out…. and make out.. and then make out some more in a fountain! That night they meet up for dinner at an absolute gorgeous spot. Gosh this makes me want to go Spain! They talk about where they may live and Ed says it will not be all “roses” foreshadowing maybe, gosh I read way to much into this haha. Ed brings up kids while Jill chugs a glass of wine.. nice! Mr Waiter must have been off that night because the fantasy suite card was already on the table. Ed jumps the gun and says “heck yah lets go” (maybe not like that), and Jill gives her spill but Ed gets his way and they head to the suite together, but they sleep in their clothes… yeah right.

Douche bag time. Wes immediately talks about music and how he doesnt know much about Barcelona music, but he DID have a number one hit in Chihuahua mexico so he feels comfortable living with the Spanish people, GAG ME! They go for a bike ride and its pretty obvious Wes doesnt want to be there anymore. So they stop at a gazebo and eat and talk, but Wes didnt try to make a move on Jill and she so didnt Love that. She tries to ask Wes some serious questions but he mumbled about some bird not having foot(huh?) and then spills his beer.. wow seriously. I am telling you, the black rose would come in handy ABC, but the Bachelorette would have to be smart enough to use it! On to dinner/train wreck .Jill tells him that she is attracted to him, and the girlfriend gets brought up again. Wes says he doesnt have a gf once again. Jill asks him if he is there for his career. And the douche bag sorta kinda comes clean. Yes his manager told him to go, yes he has sang her a song, yes he did the band thing, yaddy yadda, But he would have left already if he wanted too. BLEH. Jill asks him why he didnt kiss her and he says its because he is worried she would turn away, right. Jill gets really frustrated, and then Wes says that he is most important to him. Numero Uno. we already knew that. I was thinking Jill had enough at this point by the tears in her eyes but wait she asks about Laurel. Wes slips and says that he told Jake about his girlfriend..uh uh.. i mean ex girlfriend. Mr Waiter man saves the day and comes in with the fantasy suite card and Wes thinks they should go, smooth move cowboy. Jill just flat out says no. FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She sends him home in a cab.

Rose Ceremony time! Jill has on a hot little black number that would love to come live in my closet : ) The boys talk while Jill walks up the stairs and Wes, who looked like he just rolled out of bed, tells them that he will be having lots of sex. WOW I am so glad that remark didnt make the cutting room floor. Do ya really think your lame CD is going to make it past chihuahua now? LOSER! No surprise Wes doesn’t get a rose. I so wished she would have just let him walk down alone and not hold his hand bleh! So with shot in hand Wes tells America that he is the first guy in bachelor history to make it to the final 4 with a Girlfriend and goes on a drunken rampage about how he is going to get it on in Spain. Hilarious. I feel sorry for you, and your sad sad self.

So next week we are in Hawaii! Oh how I wanna go back there!

What do you guys think about this week? Who is your new fav since country fried douche bag Wes is gone haha kidding. Was that Kipper’s voice saying he wasnt questioning anything until now during the finale voice over? What happened to the couldnt produce in the bedroom? Did we not see Chris Harrison once this episode, that must be a first in bachelor history! haha hmmmm questions questions!

Until Next week!

ya should have listened to him girl!