And the Winner is…..

So Jimmy Choo readers its the bachelorette finale…. tear : )

So we start of with Jill talking about her journey on the bachelorette. laddy da… we have heard this all before.

Before she can make her final decision its time to meet the parents! First up, ED! The Harris clan welcomes Ed with open arms and cousin Tori seemed to be pretty smitten with Eddy boy. So they talk about how Ed left and how he couldnt stop thinking about Jill.. yaddy yadda… Can you tell I was super bored with the “Meet the Parents” segment this year. Mama Peggy takes Ed aside and was a tad easier on thim that Jason, she only had about 66 questions apposed to 76 she had last year. Ed gives some pretty great answers and seems to please mama, and then he meets up with Papa Harris and asks him for his blessing to marry Jill. Jill’s dad seems pretty eager to marry up his daughter! Next they all put on some grass skirts and hula around the yard. I must admit, he did fit in quite nicely. Jill was thrilled at how well everything went with her family.. but wait… there is still Kipper!

The same day, or later that evening.. who knows, Kipper comes to meet the parents. For once Kip seems a little tense, but Jill tells him that her family is a lot like his.. easy going.. HOLD UP… Wasnt Mama Kipper pretty darn uptight? I guess all those glasses of wine have gotten to Jill. So we go see the Harris’s again and Kip lets them know how much he cares about Jill. Peggy pulls him aside for the 100 questions and you can just tell that Mama Harris likes him better. Papa Glen takes Kipper aside and asks him if he loves Jill. Kipper tells him that he is getting there and a lot faster than he thought, uh oh, papa Glen doesnt like that answer. Kip leaves and Jill goes to her family for advice. its 2 against 1 and Kipper is in the lead, but Glen lets Jill know that Ed asked for permission to marry her and Kip didnt. Its safe to say at this point, Ed is gonna win.

Time for the last chance dates! Jill pics up Ed first and they head to meet up with Mr. chopper for a ride over a volcano. Ed is ready to “seal the deal” on this date, lets hope he packed some viagra. Mr Chopper lands they have lunch and they frolick in a pond and they cant keep their hands off one another. I hope ed retires those tragic short green shorts after watching this, seriously they need to be throwin in a volcano or something. Then Ed asks if she will come back to his place and of course she does. They cuddle on the bed, we get another shot of the lights turning off then….. they show a volcano erupting… LOL, clever ABC.

The next morning, Jill picks up Kipper on a speedboat. She tells us that she loves him and that she thinks he loves her too. They paddle out to a rocky beach and have lunch. Kipper is starting to let his brick wall fall down and he tells Jill that they can have AMAZING love. Jill is loving it, even though watching these two kiss was WAY awkward. So they head back to Kipppers hotel room and he spills his heart out some more and of course she is beaming with joy!

Decision day arrives and Jill goes out to the beach to contemplate her big decision. She doesnt want to let either guy go, she thinks they are both perfect for her. She reads letters from boy boys and she makes her decision. Meanwhile the boys are meeting with Mr. Neil Lane and picking out engagement rings. Kipper picked out a GORGEOUS 3 carat rock, while Ed picked out a pear shaped stone. Jill dolls up in a 1990 prom dress and starts doubting her decision. oh lord. and we see the boys getting ready and of course they had to show us Ed’s tight blue booty shorts. Seriously dude, your legs are not THAT nice. Jill heads to the final rose ceremony with tears streaming down her face. I understand that it would be hard to let someone go after leading them on for 3 months, but if you are THAT in love with someone else and would accept a proposal WHY would you be doubting yourself. This girl has no clue what she wants. moving on..

First limo arrives and its Kipper, no surprise to me : ), Jill lets Kipper spill his heart, say he loves her and she even kisses him.. ARGH! Then we hear the speech we hear every season. You are a great guy, any girl would be lucky to have you.. blah blah blah BUT, I have fallin in love with someone else. Kip handles it with class and tells her he wants her to be happy. I am sure a lot of people will think Kip just wanted to Win, and blah blah, but honestly I could see he had a lot of feelings for this girl and If he would have told Jill he loved her and asked Papa Glen for permission to marry her, he would have won. Jill was crazy about this dude. as was the family, she just wanted the safer route… my opinion of course : )

Jill is ready to see Ed! BUT WAIT… a red mini van pulls up and guess who REID, looking hot as ever. I guess all the guys have options this season to make a return, but from what I hear, Reid never left the big island (even though he said he did) Chris Harrison tells Reid he doesnt have much time so go talk to Jill. Meanwhile Ed is driving around in circles wondering what the heck is going on! Jill see’s Reid walk up and she is pretty darn happy! Reid spills his heart out, gets down on one knee and proposes. OH GEEZ Jill cant keep her hands off this guy. 2 min before this she was ready to tell Ed she loves him and accept a proposal, but now she doesnt know what to do. EARTH TO JILL, you are NOT ready to get married! So Jill goes inside and talks to Chris Harrison. Since when did CH become a counselor? He had to reassure Jill that she knew what she wanted and to go take care of Reid. So she does just that. Reid is a tad surprised and goes home in his mini van, but not before Jill thanks him for coming back. Thank him for what.. boosting her EGO? blah! Don’t worry Reid, you will find your girl!

Finally its time for Ed! Jill knows now more than ever that he is the one.. .RIGHT.. and she says he better not BLEEPING disappoint her! WOW! Seriously, no class, no class. Ed walks up and tells Jill that he loves her, but before he goes any further he needs to know how she feels. Smart man! of course Jill says she loves him, he gets down on one knee, she says yes, dolphin squeals! Then Wes comes and serenades the couple.. haha kidding, but that would have been the perfect ending : ) Love dont come eeeeeeasssssy! It comes in threeeeeees! lol. Good Luck you two! I really hope Jill introduces Ed to board shorts in the near future.

So what do you guys think? Do you think she made the right decision? Do you think Kipper got the shaft after the tearful goodbye to Reid? How many months do you think Jill and Ed will last? : ) Who do you want want to be the next Bachelor, Reid or Kipper? Until next season…..


PS. I got the Feather Maxi Dress in the post below at Forever 21 as well, but back in November. I almost forgot I got it!

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34 thoughts on “And the Winner is…..

  1. The New Mrs

    I was just thinking about how I voted on your blog a few months ago that I would NOT watch this season and here i am hahaha. I cannot wait for after the rose tonight.

    And yes, we DO all need that shirt.

  2. Arlynn

    Oh gurl… that was two drama filled hours last nigh – ha! As if we didn't know what was coming {much thanks to you} 🙂

    I wish those shorts would make their was into a volcano; you're too funny!

    And I'm placing my bet on 9-10 months total for the "relationship" portion of the show.

    Will yo be blogging about the "After the Final Rose" show tonight?!? I'm waiting… 🙂

    XOXO

  3. MyRunningJourney

    This recap was hilarious!! I was definitely a Kiptyn fan, but at least now he's free to find a classy lady!! I have zero respect for Jillian. I'm SO excited to watch "After the Final Rose" tonight!!

    Are you going to watch "More To Love," premiering tonight on Fox? It's "The Bachelor" for heavy people haha.

  4. Brown Girl

    I am totally going to buy that shirt, it's just right on.

    I like Kip so I was sad to see him go. Ed and Jill make a good pair though. Reid coming back and proposing just made me feel bad for him, really dude, you're to late.

  5. alyssa

    i think ed was her safe choice. it looked like she had more passion with kipton. she might get bored with ed. but he seemed more like the husband type…

  6. Hillary

    Haa.. I could finally read your post because Ive not watched one time this season. But I did last night..Ha! You crack me up

  7. LyndsAU

    i was actually glad ed won but he needs new shorts 🙂
    i love that tank. we all def need it!!
    i am sad it's over but looking forward to tonight!

  8. Alejandra

    I just came across your blog and I love it!! I so have to order that shirt!!! I think I'm going to blog about it like you did! Waaay cute!

  9. Trina

    I don't watch the show so no comments about it from me….but I saw that tank the other day and laughed out loud and thought I surely needed it.

    BTW, I am super bummed that I can't find that peacock feather dress. I am obsessed with peacock feathers. I can't imagine how I missed out on seeing that at F21 since I stalk their site daily. 🙁

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