Dr Mrs Gibby here to give an explanation to all those shopping urges and problems us women all have. You are not alone ladies : )
Target-oma- When you go into target looking for ONE certain thing and walk about with about $100 worth of random stuff that you just had to have and not the ONE thing you went in for.
UPS-xiety- pacing around your house, staring out the window, jumping up when you hear a loud car drive by, while you are waiting for a package from your online shopping spree. This disease also pairs up with UPSmanthinksiamnuts-itis- your ups man runs as fast as he can after ringing your door bell because he is terrified you may tackle him to get that new dress you ordered.
Idontneeditbutitspretty-obia- when you buy those ridiculously tall, sparkly, have nothing to wear with shoes, but you HAVE to have them NOW.
MyclosetrocksbutIeatRameneveryday-itis- You like your money right where you can see it.. in your closet. You wear pretty glamorous dresses when you eat dinner (ala Carrie in SATC2) but its Ramen and canned tuna on special occasions: )
Newclotheslooseluster-obia- when you bought something weeks ago and still havent worn it, but when it comes to some fun event, you have absolutely nothing to wear and need something new….. sick in the head is what this is also called : )
UHoh-itis- the feeling you have when you see your bank or credit card statement after said online shopping spree. This is usually cured with Winemakeseverythingbetter-profen
Hope everyone has a great weekend!!!!! XOXO
I suffer from all of the above!! Especially "Newclotheslooseluster-obia" …. Story of the life!
CUTE post, Tara!! 🙂
Have a great weekend!
I think you pretty much nailed it!
You are so funny! I might start using these "new words" lol!!
Haha so clever! Love it!!
Very cute…and oh so true!
What a great post!!! i have the worst target-oma!! it's horrible! this week for example – i have been there about 4 times this week already – so sad.
I'm going to do a post about your post on my blog!!
have a great friday/weekend!!
this is hilarious! i totally have a loubiedar. which then leads to insane jealousy.
Love this. Thanks for posting 🙂
What about "Now I Have to Have It Because She does"-itis? You know, when you see something fabulous in a store or in a magazine and walk away, but then rush out to buy it the moment you see someone else wearing it? Maybe that's just me!
Haha! This is great!! I love the Target-oma, that is beyond true. I go in for dish towels and come out with a new cute swimsuit, a deep conditioner, a costume jewelry necklace, a new magazine…haha
And Idontneeditbutitsprettyobia..story of my life!
Love it!! This post is hilarious. haha. I suffer from all of the above. Have a good weekend. 🙂
I'm loving winemakeseverythingbetter-profin! Ha!
What a cute post! I think we can all relate!
I'm guilty of, um…….ALL of these! 😉 hahaha
I was just looking at your wedding pics and I'm so in love with your dress. Who made it?
These are great so true!
I have suffered from ALL of these!
Aaaagh! I suffer from them all!
haha this is hilarious! and sadly, oh-so-true!
hilarious! and i have a bad case of the first one!
Love it!
Too funny and perfectly put!!! I fall into the Target category a little too often!
Came across your blog and I was sucked in 🙂 LOVE LOVE LOVE! Thanks for the laugh on these explanations! SO can relate to ALL of them! 🙂
Love your list! So true to form.. I love the Newclotheslooseluster-obia man if I could tell you all the stuff with tags still attached in my closet!
Oh and yes the SPARKLY shoes…lol got them too
This is hilarious! So cute! Love the blog!! New follower! 🙂