Season 15…. are you ready guys… buckle up!

Time to meet the ladies, lets just talk about the doozies… First up Ashley the dentist, who think she can dance, then Shawntel the girl that works for the dead. literally.. Raichel the wax manscaper… KELLY CLARKSON! not a job I would want and whats with the I in “Raichel?” Then a girl that wears fangs whose job is a “leader of an underground vampire world”, and who they tried to portray as a mode? ummmm really?!  Where do they find these wack jobs?  With all the crazies already, there was a diamond in the rough with a sweet southern girl, Emily. Hmm good luck brad, you are going to need it.

So of course, Chris and Brad have got have a pre pow wow.  Chris tells Drew about the “surprise” reunion with Jenni and Deanna… lol, this was SO taped like 10 months before the show started. and both of these girls are married/engaged. Why act like Deanna is SOOO great, that girl turned into Miss Hollywood. Yuck. Loved how Deanna was coaching brad and telling him “I hope you find what Jenni and I have found” and his response” ummmm ok? doy!?” lol. Thats the Brad I loved, doesnt hide any emotion. And please Deanna get over yourself, and just get over it period… ok lets bring on the last season, bisou bisou prom gowns!

:::::wine break::::::

First up Chantel in a green misery of a dress. It really hurts my eyes…Ewww Ewww EWwww.. Then the slap we have alrady seen a million times… whaev, I would have sent her and her hideous excuse of a dress back in the limo…. Then there was a little ass grabbin, some awful lady gaga shoes, too bad she didnt trip, then the vampire freakshow. Was the only requirement to get on this season was that you had to be breathing? The next 10 were just kind of blur of taffetta, chiffon ,hideous shoes and fashion atrocities…

Then a girl with some crazy snip and clip hair due who beckons brad to come to her, a rockette that comes flying out with her legs kickin, a few fake ta-tas later….. its time for the drunk fest inside.  of course the girls are inside speculating why Brad is there again. Brad comes in and gives his speech and gives everyone a chance to leave… of course noone does. Then its ring around the rosie, with all the girls putting Brad thru the ringer. Miss Manscape in her dress she stole from Kelly in 90210 decides that waxing brad would be the perfect way to make a first impression. Brad lets us know that he is not getting his package waxed lol.  We then get to see an awkward moment with a bootylicious bachelorette asking Brad “if he can handle this” while shaking her budunka dunk in his face. Nanny Renne is not too fond of this interaction and steals Brad away, but not for long. Beyonce wannabee comes running back and steals him again, and they go back and fourth a few more tims. Finally Renne gives up and tells us she is better than all these A-holes. ha! k Then comes the dreadful one on one time with Fang girl and she proceeds to lick her lips and make vampire noises while a not so comfortable Brad asks her if she is there to play games. Of course she drops the act says she is there for the right reasons….RIIIIIIGHT. At the end of the night miss southern belle Ashely gets the first impression rose.
rose ceremony comes, girls cry, girls squeal, and even vampire girl gets a rose.. lord help us all.

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