So last night was the always “anticipated” Men Tell All. (sarcastic undertones there)

We start off with Jill and Chris having a typical pow wow. They talk about the remaining boys and some highlights thru the season. Jill seemed more chipper when she talked about Kiptyn than Ed, but honestly that doesn’t mean a thing. We get to see some deleted scenes of the bachelores going “crazy”. Obviously the drunken Ed section was the highlight. He did a little dance, tried to make a little love and then almost flashed Jillian’s back side to the whole world. . Jill said she got to see that Ed was a hilarious drunk, but hey later in the show they threw in a drunk scene of Jill making love to a pepperoni…. match made in heaven maybe?

So before the boys come out, we get to see our “FAVORITE” couple.. Molls and Mesnik! Last time we saw this dude he was stomping all over Melissa’s heart and then making out with Molly 5 min later. So Molly says that they have been ripped to shreds in the media and on the Internet, and douche bag chimes in that he didn’t expect that big of a backlash. RIGHT. What did you expect dude? So they show some footage of their many reunions in Seattle and Jason pimps out his son a few more times on national television. You would think he would have learned his lesson, but look who we are dealing with. They say that they are going to get married, most definitely…. hmmm they have been together for 6 months and do not live in the same town yet, but Molls is ready to marry him tomorrow. I would like to see the Vegas odds on these two. bye bye you two, see ya in the tabloids in a few months when you break up.

It is finally time for the men to tell all, but wait we are missing a few. Reid had a “prior engagement” haha, uh huh and Wes… well he just didnt come. I was hoping to hear “Love dont come eeeeeeeeaaaaaasssyy” one more time… NOT! So first up Footboy chimes in and well talks about Jill’s feet once again. Breakdancer boy says that he didn’t realize how much he liked Jillian. We get to see some behind the scene drama in the boys house and then its time for Jake aka “Mr.Perfect” to be ripped to shreds. Mark decides to get his 15 min of fame and attack Jake and tells him to go watch a R rated movie so he can be on the same level as the rest of them. Then the other Tanner pipes in and makes fun of Jakey poo for pulling a Mesnik (hotel rail crying). THEN Sasha tells Jake he looked like a bleeping actor! Seriously did they all take some of Dave’s rage medicine before the show? Jake finally gets a chance to speak up and throws a f you at Sasha and even though it was awkward to hear this sweet guy say that, it was totally worth it. Michael S speaks up and says that Jake would never say a bad thing about any of you guys… well looky there, there is a MAN in the group!

Next up, Chris tells Dave the rager to talk about his feelings towards Juan. We all know that rager boy threatened Juans life, not once, but many times. So you can imagine how this went. Dave says that Juan violated Man code by not taking that shot, and a few other lame excuses and Chris chimes in and told Dave to explain the code. So he says that its not sleeping with one of your friends ex’s, and Mr. Harrison chimes back and says well they all must be breaking man code since they are on the Bachelorette! Nice one… thats why we love you Chris. Since the guys seem to be acting like a bunch of whiny women tonight, Jesse jumps on Juan again about this phantom shot and Juan has to explain himself ONCE AGAIN. Finally Chris puts a stop to it and says seriously who gives a crap? The smoke alarms start to go off from the smoke coming out of Dave’s ears… kidding, Dave tries to say that he didnt threaten Juan, really dude. I recall you saying you wanted to tie him up to a tree and beat the bleep out of him.. and that you wanted to kill him. Chris doesn’t let rager boy get away with this ridiculous comment and says something along the lines of if he says that he wants to drown someone, that means he wants to hug it out. awesome!

As if Dave has not already had enough attention, they put him in the “hot” seat. They talk about the most awkward scene in bachelor history when Dave comments Jill’s backside, tries to feel her up, and then goes in for the kiss. Dave thinks he did nothing wrong and that all women like their backside commented. The audience basically booed the entire time and Dave finally says that he may have went about it the wrong way…. ya think?

Next up Jake gets put in the “hot” seat that was probably literally hot from all Dave’s rage. So they discuss why Jake told Jill about Wes and why he waited until after he returned home. Jake tries to explain himself but only gets a few words out before Dave calls him a little girl. Then an audience member asks Jake if he would be the next bachelor? EEEEEEEEEK, the crowd goes wild with dolphin squeals and Jake says it would be an honor…. hmmm we may be seeing more of this ripped airline pilot.

So Wes still gets his camera time via love don’t come easy montage. He sang it a total of 5 times, i counted haha. Did anyone catch the part where Wes talks about having sex when he gets home and Ed was laughing hysterically? Why are they throwing Ed under the bus now? The guys surprisingly stick up for the douche bag. I do not know why people are still confused if this guy had a girlfriend… he said it on camera!!! I mean lets move on from this! No one cares!!!!!

Finally Jill comes out looking fabulous.. I am very jealous of her tan! Breakdancer boy, who was obviously not over Jill, thanks her for opening up his heart again.. awwwe Juan comments Jill on her feet, and they showed Jill’s adorable shoes, but enough with the feet already. Then we get to see the hilarious blooper reel. Chris Harrison’s genius pull my finger segment, the guys passing gas during rose ceremonies, and then Jill making love to a pepperoni.

So the preview for next week is shown and we see that boy guys say they are in love with her. BUT WAIT someonnnnneeesss back! Reidy boy with a promise ring. I so knew that was coming haha.

So who will she choose? How will this chaos play out? Will it be the most DRAMATIC FINAL ROSE CEREMONY EVER!?!? OHHH the Drama!

until next time!

PS. I won a giveaway from LyndsAU! I am so excited!!!! Look at this adorable tote I will be receiving soon! Thank you so much girl!!!!! Go check out her blog, she is having a sweet little girl very soon!