Ohhh the Bachelor….. nothing but a bunch of DRAMA!
So we start off with Chris telling the ladies about the dates that Jake “planned” BUT this week will be different and to go check outside…. We are going on a road trip LADIES! So the girls go pack their bags and Tinley and Allie are PUMPED that Vienna is not in their RV. The viewers are STILL not sure what Vienna has done, but maybe we will find out. But Vienna would rather ride on a bike behind the RV’s than ride in an with the other girls. geez DRAMA!
Jake is ahead of the girls setting up a tent like the manly man he is ; ) The girls then decide to predict the dates. Mean girl Allie thinks that if she and Vienna went on the date she would FOR SURE be coming back, man I used to like this girl! I am sure she has a pure heart…. puleasse haha. The RV’s finally get to Jake, who is dressed to the part in his flannel, and the girls find out they will be camping. I am surprised some girls didn’t start hitch hiking home! BUT they all are sports and he Jake leaves the date card. Gia gets the card and its HER! SCREEEAM! Gia immediately says she has to go get ready (hey a girl after my own heart) and Vienna thinks that she is SO out of her element and that Jake is a southern boy…. THEN the camera goes to Jake where he is shaving with this tiny mirror haha rugged boy huh? Jake picks up Gia on his bike and they head to a Vineyard. So what to do…. lets play hide and seek! DUH!? lol . no really they did. I will say going to a vineyard is pretty darn romantic. After they stop being 5 year olds the go have a picnic. Jake reveals that his first kiss was in 11th grade and Gia says her first kiss was during a spin the bottle game. Jake being the dork he is, suggests playing spin the bottle, but he doesn’t know the rules… ok I will give the guy a break, his first kiss was in 11th grade! haha. Finally after lots of giggles and spins they kiss. AND Gia falls in love : )
So Jake takes Gia back to camp bachelor, which is literally 20 yards from the other girls, and cook a camp style dinner. They open a bottle of wine and cuddle next to the fire. Jake and Gia talk about how many kids they want, and then Gia throws out there that she wants a pig.. randommmm. Back at camp crazy the girls start howling… literally. I guess it worked, because Chris Harrison’s ghost brought them a group date card. The girls find out that Ella and Kathryn are on the two on one date… ruh row! Well lets get back to the love birds who are busy making out. Jake has to interrupt the love fest to give Gia the rose…. of course she says YES!
Time for the group date! Jake informs the girls that they are going to EXTREMELY dirty… oh boy. Jake leads the girls to the Dune buggies and Allie gets to ride with Jake. Vienna tells us she can have her fun with Jake because she is going to marry him… BLECK. I would have taken one and road by myself! haha. So the girls go riding thru the sand, kicking sand into each others faces. Next up.. Sand Surfing! Basically the girls face plant in the sand. Jake is “naturally drawn to Tinley” which prompts him to roll won the hill with her. She is pretty darn cute. After they all spit the sand out of their mouths they sit down for some wine and fruit. Jake invites all the girls to roll down the hill with him and Corrie decides to take the bait. Then Jake takes the girls to the Inn to get all cleaned up for dinner. After the hairspray fog clears the girls go meet Jake. Ashleigh gets the first triple O time in the “Romance” room. She is showing some LEG tonight. She tells us that she DOES NOT want to come off as desperate, but she has her legs on top of Jake and playing with every inch of Jake. Jake is so obviously uncomfortable, this girl is going home! Next up Allie, who actually has her hair down! More legs intertwined and cuddling. Back at camp crazy, Chris Harrison’s ghost delivers another date Card for Kathryn and Ella. They are both bothered by the situation, if only they knew what was to come.
At the group date Jake is laying on Tinley in the Madonna Suite discussing her past. They keep on scanning the bed, which has roses on it, and Tinley asks Jake what he is feeling, which prompts them to kiss. Then its Vienna’s turn and of course they talk about the other girls. Jake shows some uneasiness about Vienna but he still likes the girl. Time to give out the rose and cute Tenley snags it!
Time for the dreaded 2 on 1 date! They head to dinner and the questions start! Ella and Jake immediately start a conversation leaving Kathryn just sitting there. To make matters worse for the poor girl, Jake takes Ella outside for some one on one time. Finally Kathryn gets her time. She immediately calls him out for not paying attention to her at dinner. Way to go girl! He plays the you are so beautiful and im shy around you, and she buys it. Back at camp crazy the girls are talking about who is going to go home, if only they knew. Jake ponders his decision and goes back in to break the news to the girls. He takes Ella out first and tells her that he has stronger feelings for the other girls. Ella will have NO problem finding her a man! Back in the room Kathryn is sitting there thinking she has the rose, BUT Jake gives her the boot as well. Camp crazy is shocked of course because both girls bags are taken away. Jake decides to end this chapter by throwing the rose into the camp fire… oh geeeeez! hahahaha.
Time for the girls to a mansion for the rose ceremony. Allie is STILL dead set on Vienna going home. I WANT to know what the heck this girl has done, besides having a horrible hair stylist?!? Allie comes to another rose ceremony in another yellow dress. Girl we can see thru all these sunny clothes! Talk about being one way around the girls and another way around Jake. Jessie gets her one on one time with Jake and ANOTHER girl tells Jake that Vienna is not right for him. old story. Vienna gets her time with Jake and the boy is falling for her.
So the roses are handed out, Jake pulls another fast one and sends home two girls tonight. Ashleigh and Jessie. Allie has another hissy fit about Vienna getting a rose. This girl should have never came on this show, she just cant handle it!
So guys what do you think? Is your favorite still in the game?
Here are some fun pics from our bachie night! We cooked yummy baked potato pizza! I will post the recipe soon! SO good! We had chocolate fondue and salad as well! SO good! I love these girls so much! I do not know if I have laughed this hard in awhile! So much fun
OMG Alli is a NUTCASE! I can't believe how she's turned a complete 180 since the first show!!!! What a brat! Vienna wow I have no words. Her hair is a HOT MESS! Umm…baked potato pizza??! sounds AAHHmazing!
This season is CRAZY!
You should write the recaps for ewonline. Seriously!
Thank you for yet another wonderful recap! Have a great rest of the week =)
YUM! I can't wait for you to post the recipe!! 🙂
I don't have time right now to watch the Bachelor and I seriously don't care because I just read your recaps! LOVE 'EM! You and your mom, sisters and friends are so FABULOUS! LOVE your weekly date nights!
I'm really sad about Alli b/c I liked her so much in the begining too but I feel like we've quit learning anything about her, I know 2 things about her: she's cute, & she hates Vienna. But yet, she & Jake still seem to have this casual chemistry, it's like they're already married & comfortable w/each other. I'm starting to like Gia more & more the more she talks/opens up, the pig is funny, I like that she wants to have kids & adopt a girl from China, thats what I've always said b/c they used to hate having girls & threw the girls in the rivers so they could have boys, now they have millions of Chinese boys who'll never get married but thats another story.
Rolling down the hill on accident w/Tenley, super cute. Deciding to just roll down the hill again later on purpose, it seemed kind of awkward. Maybe his leg was going numb at the short table. Ashleigh looks like a VS model (she really should be) & had on SUPER cute shoes (although I noticed those after her booty) that I wish I could call her & ask her what they are. Kathryn, well honestly I forgot she was even there. Ella, how I like her so much I just love her. All in all, I think Vienna isn't grown up enough for marriage, but his other choices I love & I'm glad he's really in this to get married & doesn't want to lead people on.
Wow my msg's are long! 🙂
That salad sounds AMAZING!
I'm sending you my quiche recipe! 🙂 Sugars lovie!
I miss you!
I LOVE Tenley! She's my favorite! But I don't want her to win because I can't stand Jake! Haha! I want her to be the next Bachelorette!
Thanks so much for your recap! I wasn't able to watch & our DVR was occupied with other shows! Now I am totally caught up! What a crazy, crazy season!
Thanks for the recap, love that you do this! I missed the show since it was Garth's bday but I knew I would find out what happens when I came to your blog! Cannot believe how crazy this season is!!
I LOVE your recap posts I agree with you that Allie was become the mean girl. Tenley is my fave but I agree she should be the next bachelorette.
Jake is by far, the most stand up Bachelor they've had… I think he is so honest and doing the right thing… saying that, he needs to just get rid of Vienna… CRAZY.
I dont know WHO I like!
Thanks so much for the detailed overview of the show last night. I missed all but the last 30 minutes (we took the kids to see Harlem Globetrotters) and so I was confused why there weren't many girls at the rose ceremony. I'm not really "attached" to any of the girls yet, but do NOT like Vienna (not because what the girls are saying, just because I don't see him with her)! I'd love the recipe for the Baked Potatoe Pizza too. Thanks!
Ella should ask for her son's plane back! lol
I really don't know who to go for anymore!
I so look forward to your recaps!
I think that Allie is turning out not so sweet. I like the nice girls!
I am not sure of any of the girls anymore. There is just too much going on and they all just seem weird! 🙂 Your recaps are the best per usual!
i've heard who wins..obviously i won't say anything 😉 but i wonder if it's true…hmmm
My mom, little sis and I have a bachelor date night too! And I swear the producers forced Jake to keep Vienna. Ah ha ha
Yea that was a crazy night of OMG! haha Ali just seems too much about her, like her stuff don't stink,haha, and Vienna is just too young & seems like the party type, not for Jake, crazy that he picked her. Anyways I like Corrie, I think she might be the one, We'll see. That looks YUMMY!
Hi! Thanks for your comment on my blog! I just found you and your too cute! I love the part about Vienna's hair stylist I was thinking the EXACT same thing. Girl needs to get a good blonde she's like orange yellow blonde. Yuck! I don't know who I'm rooting for anymore.. But I'm starting to like Gia for some reason..
Gia!!! is totally my favorite!