January 19, 2010 // Miscellanous

One Crazy Down.. Lots more to go!

Hey guys! Well one crazy is gone.. about 9 more to go haha

So we start off with Chris meeting the girls in their pjs. He tells the rules once again and he gives Gia the date card to find out who has the first one on one date…. drum roll… VIENNA. And she starts crying. I cant get past her extension, nor can Michelle since she basically says Vienna is ugly. Then Ali, who turns into quite the Mean Girl this episode also chimes in. So Jake picks up Vienna on the motorcycle and they head to a mountain. But not after long a helicopter comes to pick them up… in true bachelor form. As Vienna and Jake are flying high in the clouds, the girls back at the house start the gossiping about Vienna. Then we head back to the copter and see Jake FLIPPING out. He is seriously about to have a nervous breakdown. He spills the news to Vienna and she also starts to flip out….. So they get strapped up and step over on the ledge and Jake crumbles. Ok Why did he even “choose” to do this? Vienna gets Jake to calm down enough to take the plunge. As they are getting snapped in half they share their first kiss. (PS. the Final One Rose Ceremony song was playing in the background) How they managed to kiss, is beyond me! They came back to the bridge and Vienna still managed to have all her hair extensions in tact. They head over to a bone fire for a chat about their death defying date and they share a pretty passionate kiss. Jake is falling pretty hard for this one.

We head back to the bachelorette pad and the table of doom is there with the group date card. OF COURSE the crazy phsycho is mad he didnt get the one on one. Yet again, another girl, Tenley, chimes in that she would be surprised if Vienna came back. Little does she know that Jake and Vienna are in the hot tub. I still do not get this connection.. Is he mesmerized by her insane dark eye makeup? Vienna gets the rose, yaddy yadda.. YUCK Vienna shows back up to the mansion and she spills the details of her date to the girls who are NOT so excited to hear about it. Its Blatantly obvious these girls think Vienna is not attractive, but I must mention there has not been anything that makes this girl seem like she is a big B. Guess we will see

Next up is the group date. Michelle goes running as fast as she can to get the first hug. Is it bad that i wished she would have tripped. Jake takes them to the comedy club and introduces them to John Luvitz, which I am pretty sure these girls had no idea who he was. He informs them that they are going to be the comedy show. WHAT A GIP! I would HATE to be on this date! But there is a little (a lot) of liquid courage for the ladies. Back at the house, the table of doom arrived with the final one on one date… ELLA. Who is flipping adorable and she is so excited about her date she gives us some spirit fingers. Vienna lets her know that she is going to have the time of her LIFE and the girls hate on Vienna even more.. if thats even possible. At the comedy club, Ashleigh is bawling her eyes out, because she is SO nervous. Jake swoops in to save the day. Time to start the show, but one more surprise.. they are performing for a live audience.. NICE. The camera moves over to ashleigh that seems to have a vodka on the rocks in hand. First up is Allie, who talks about Winnie the pooh. Later Tenley shows us how flexible she is. Then Miss “prude” Elizabeth goes on stage and is completely raunchy. Kathryn pulls a fast one and brings Jake on stage and kisses him. There were holes in the back of her head, because Michelle was giving her the devil eye. She tells us how she will be shoving her tongue down Jakes throat when she kisses him.. uh huh sure, she should have just said that instead of her awful commidic attempt. John then announces that Ashleigh is next, but she isnt ready yet…. another round please. So Corey goes on stage gives her best Tenley impression, apparently she likes to workout and then Kathryn, who has a bad mouth and THEN she does her Vienna impression. The girls are loving the trashing. Jake on the other hand is quite confused. Ashleigh finally stumbles on stage and tells a few blonde jokes. Blah. So they head up to the roof top bar and Jake becomes a daddy figure and tells his girls how proud he is of them.. gross haha Tenley finally gets some one on one time with Jake and tells him about her “past, which we all know she was married and she has only been with one man…. which makes Jake want to kiss her. of course right? I feel sorry for this sweet girl, she really is a doll. Back on the couch , Alie is mad that she had this “amazing” date and she hasnt had a chance to talk to him… girl have you not seen the past bachelor seasons? Ashleigh goes off and uses her alone time to talk about Vienna…. not good. Back at the mansion the girls are on attack mode on Vienna and Gia comes to the conclusion that Vienna is dangerous.. wow. where did they find these girls

Back to the group date, Alie gets her triple o time finally. Girl do you own a brush? haha sorry, but seriously? She also uses her time to trash Vienna. Michelle the crazy gets her alone time next and she tells Jake that she really REALLY wants a husband and he interrupts her and says “I KNOW” where is the Black rose when you need it. She asks Jake to kiss her and stares at her and you could tell he really was trying to think of a reason to say no but gives her a pretty wimpy kiss. She then exclaims” you have got to give me more than that!” Jake is now passed the point of all the craziness and she tells him she has to go. He had a look of relief and she then charges her mind and says she knows they have a connection… girl did you forget your meds?, and he tells her its time for her to go and sends her home in the rejection van, which was lime green haha. FINALLY! Jake is too shaken up to hand out the rose, but the girls are glad the crazy is gone.
Next up is Ella’s date. She is looking like a ray of light in her blue dress and boots. Jake picks her up in bachelor style with a helicopter at the front door step. So Jake lets us know that theres is going to be lots of surprises on this date.. aka.. her son is going to be on it. After they leave, the girls have yet again, ANOTHER pow wow where Vienna apologizes to all the girls. Alie isnt having any of it and lets her know that she is not upset that he went on a one on one date, its because he went on one with her. The girl is not little miss sunshine. More like the suns burning rays. Either they are not showing us what Vienna has done, or these girls are EXTREMELY jealous. Back in the air Jake tells Ella they are heading to Sea World. I am sure she wore different shoes. When they arrive they head over to a bench and Jake gives her, her birthday present…… her son comes running over. She is super shocked. After a reunion they take Sea World by storm. After all the fun adventures, they discuss airplanes over chorizos and Ella falls head of over heels for Jake. After her son leaves, Jake and Ella go off for dinner and he gives her the rose and finally plants one on her.
Finally its the Rose Ceremony, the girls are still attacking Vienna, Jake still really likes her. Elizabeth plays more mind games and Jake calls her out on them. She tells us that she is not vanilla… she is ALL colors of the rainbow… oh girl… oh girl! haha he sends her packing.
So not a really exciting episode. It was a bunch of hog wash of gossip and cat fights. haha. Hopefully next week will be a little more entertaining : )
I finally took some pics of us girls watching the Bachelor! We have been doing this for many years. We always cook some yummy food, have a decadent dessert and of course wine. Today we got matching shirts that are SO Bachelor appropriate! I think we look pretty darn cute : )

Claire and I played Jenga… i got her mid knocking down haha

love these kiddos

pretty mom

fab sister
me and jess being silly

Have a fab day guys! I am meeting some girls for lunch today! Whoo hoo! I am coming down with cold… BOOO! Just another thing to pile on! : / Staying strong though!
XOXO

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19 thoughts on “One Crazy Down.. Lots more to go!”

  1. Ashley Paige

    Haha i love your recaps. I missed the episode last night and now can't wait to run home to my DVR after your very colorful description. Can we talk for a minute about Vienna's possible LAZY EYE? You can never tell where she's looking!! And that eye makeup. Woof. Ugh. Can't stand her. Ew. Thanks for the recap! Love it! 🙂

  2. The New Mrs

    I really liked Ali, but after her meanniness last night, I am so over her. I am still loving Ella and Tenley. I can't wait for next week.. it will be drama filled!

  7. Kristin Davidson

    I love your post! I don't hate her lazy eye, b/c I have 1 too, it's not something you can help.
    I was thinking that too, they really hate Vienna but we have only seen a small amount of why I think. I think she's pretty (I'm jealous of her perfect teeth), but she seems immature & even though she may be there for the right reasons I don't think she's ready for marriage yet. (So mean to tell the other girls the details, she has to be the center of att'n) I hope she doesn't win, but if I were jumping off a bridge she'd be a good friend to have.
    SO glad loopy Michelle is gone, there aren't even words for that 1, I was uncomfortable for Jake.
    I love Ali's cute messy hair last night, it was just too funny, she's so adorable!
    I love Tenley for her courage and still beliving in love after such a hard time.
    Ella is wonderful, she's a great mother which of course I love & I think she's at a place in her life where Jake wants to be. I think he would be so thankful to have that sweet little family & wouldn't take it for granted. They look so comfortable together. Bringing her son, wow, so sweet, tears for me, really.
    If anyone ever makes me mad enough I'm going to use that vanilla comment.
    Claire's face is great, love it! The shirts are super cute, very fitting! 🙂
    Love you girl, hope you are feeling better, off to hamontrees we go soon!

  9. Mrs. A

    I love your recaps I actually said to my husband when he asked why I wasn't watching the show "oh I can just read Tara's recap tomorrow" 🙂

  11. Heather

    i love your version of the run through. really love the "managed to have her extensions still intact" hilarious, girl! we call her "suasage" over here, as in vienna sausage : ) i found myself cringing through most of last nights episode, those girls are so dang embarassing sometimes. elizabeth with the "i shouldve kissed you" yikes!

  12. Vineyard Vogue

    Oh, last night was too crazy! Thankfully, Michelle is out of there.. although she was making the episodes pretty dang interesting! I tried so hard not to succumb to Reality Steve, but think I may have caught a glimpse of who the winner is.. eeeeek! Still excited to watch this craziness unfold though!

    As always, loving your recaps!!

    PS-Glad you're feeling a little better! Although I don't know exactly what the issue is, stay true to yourself! Don't let those who aren't worth it get you down! You're an awesome girl!

  16. Piper Jacquelyn

    Matching shirts, I love it! How fun. So sorry to hear that you are catching a cold – there is sometimes nothing worse than a cold! Take care and thanks for the recaps – I often have class or am studying and miss the show itself!

  17. Mrs. Dew

    I'm really sad that Ali was so mean this episode! UGH. Did you notice that the previews TOTALLY showed Tenley confessing that she's pregnant? They NEVER showed that!?

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