We start off the girls still on the RV heading to San Fransisco! Their digs in San Fransisco are an upgrade from bus living. The first date card was dropped off and its Tenley! Wait where is Mr Harrison? Did he get left back at camp crazy? Well after Tenley has a mini breakdown she composes herself, and meets Jake outside for a private Trolley ride. Jake wants to find out if Tenley is all teddy bears and rainbows and he wants to get the dirt on her ex.

BEEEEP…BEEEEP…BEEEEP

WE INTERRUPT THIS REGULARLY SCHEDULED BACHELOR POST FOR A FASHION POLICE EMERGENCY- JAKE YOU ARE HEAR BY FINED FOR WEARING THAT AWFUL TURTLENECK. PLEASE BURN IT THANK YOU. BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED BACHELOR RECAP

They head over to China town and Jake tells us he feels like he was in a foreign country.. Is this Jake’s first time in a big city too? They make a few stops,make their own fortune cookies, share a few kisses, listen to some street side entertainment…. i admit they are pretty darn cute.

Back in the room the table of doom’s cousin is at the door with the next date card. Corey reads i and says its Ali and Vienna. Ali looked like she was going to either scream or throw up. Vienna kinda looks scared for her life haha. then KIIIIIDDDDING… Corey pulled a fast one and it was pretty hilarious. The carD actually says Gia and Vienna. Vienna gets upset and they finally hash out their issues. Vienna asks Ali why she threw a fit at the last rose ceremony and Ali asks her why did she think it was about her. Ok seriously? Man did you forget Vienna was 2 ft away from you when you were “whispering” about her. Geez When girls talk about other girls its pretty darn obvious bachie ladies…. more bickering and finally Vienna gets up to go pick out her jean skirt for their date….

Back to the love birds… they climb a spiral stair case to have dinner at the top of Coit Tower. Pretty awesome views. Jake tells us that out of all the women he sees Tenley the most as his wife. So they sit down and Jake starts to hammer her about her past marriage. He is wanting to find out if she is too damaged. Tenley gives Jake a very mature from the heart answer. Tenley fires some questions back. Jake says the women he marrys will be the last women he looks at. awwwwwwwwwwwwwww If that wasnt cheesy enough they finally open their fortune cookies that they both made and they BOTH say “Kiss Me” these two are adorable

The next day a giant chest knocks on the door and part of me hoped Chris Harrison would pop out! haha But no it was a chest of clothes for Vienna and Gia. I don’t know if i would let turtleneck wearing Jake pick out clothes for me ladies. But Vienna goes for the loud hot pink sequin tank top and Gia goes for the sexy lace turtleneck.(if sexy and turtlneck can even be put in the sam sentence) The girls head to a Castle in Napa Valley. Oh how much I love Napa! : ) Back in the room Tenley and Ali are trying to figure out what is going on with the date. I wish they would bring back the secret camera like they did in Jillian’s season. At the Castle the crew is sitting on the floor eating dinner. WAIT, are they not at a castle? im sure there is a table somewhere. Well the dinner gets awkward when Vienna voices her opinion about Ali’s hissy fit at the last rose ceremony. Jake trys to get Vienna’s tears to go away… Wait where is Gia? Wow she must REALLY feel like the third wheel. But Jake takes Gia off for some alone time. She uses her time to talk about how she doesn’t like that he puts all the ladies legs in his lap… because she thought that was “their” thing. Jake saves the moment by telling her that he is falling for her and that all his other dates with the other women dont have the amazing moments like they do..THAT should make for some interesting convo back at the house. Well Vienna starts to go on the hunt for Gia and Jake. She tries the marco polo approach, noone answers because they are making out. Vienna starts to really stress out but finally finds them and gets her time alone. They go sit down and Vienna tells Jake that she is really falling for her and Jake’s response is “really?” wow… Back at the hotel Corey gets her date card and she is super duper excited. Bedtime has arrived and Jake takes Gia and Vienna to their rooms for the night. Ten minutes later Vienna goes back on the hunt for Jake and she heads to Jakes room. Jake tells us that he had dirty thoughts when she came in but he was def going to keep it G rated and sends Vienna back to her room.

The next day Corrie finally gets her one on one time with Jake. She is the only lady that hasn’t kissed Jake and she is kinda worried about it. They go for a stroll thru the park and then go for a boat ride. They make a pit stop and awkwardly stare at one another for what seemed like eternity. Que the suspense music. Seriously they just stared at each other. Jake was waiting for her to come in 20% but nope Correy is standing strong on her 10%. GEEEEZ Back in the room Ali gets her date card and she finds out she gets to plan the date since they are in her city. As Ali starts to plan Jake and Corey head to the Science Museum for dinner. Jake tells Corey that he feels their relationship is moving very slow, and that he doesn’t think she is going to open up errrrr finally kiss him. haha. Corey tells Jake that she likes him and would love to take him home. Jake asks her where would they live if they were engaged and she says she would live in Dallas BUT in separate apartments. Jake then asks her how she feels about living in the same place before marriage and Corey shakes her head and finally he asks her if she is saving herself for marriage AND she is. To cut the tension Corrie leans in that extra 10% and the finally KISS.

Time for Ali’s date! She must feel at home because she lets her hair down! finally! Jake picks up Ali and they head to her neighborhood. They walk by a flower stand and Jake of course picks up some flowers for his lady of the day. They head to her favorite brunch stop for some great conversation. Jake tells us that he wants to find out what really went down at the rose ceremony, but that conversation will have to wait. They go for a picturesque stroll and play some soccer then sit down for picnic that turns into a back rub make out session. Finally they go sit down and talk about the drama. Jake point blank asks her if she wants to ask him why he has kept certain girls and Ali pretty much lies thru her teeth and says that she doesn’t have any concerns about why certain people are here… but Jake doesn’t buy it and brings up Vienna and defends her to Ali. You can see that Alie’s blood boiling but they ease the tension by making out. Jake then asks her if she wants to jump into the ocean… bye bye to the suede boots she had on! Girl I would have taken those off! haha.

Time for the rose ceremony! WHERE IS HARRISON? The show just isn’t right without that little man. Tenley gets to steal Jake away first and they share a sweet dance together and then Corey is next and he ASSURES her that her saving herself isn’t hurting her chances. Since this process is about heart appeal not sex appeal.. haha sure… Next is Gia and he again tells her she is special. Jake really knows how to get to these girls! Jake then steals Vienna and gives her a tour of his private suite. Dear Bachelor crew, please help this girl out with her hair… I do give her a A for effort. : ) Jake tells us that he is falling for Vienna and is letting his heart lead the way. Basically she is getting a rose. CLING CLING CLING.. its HARRISON! finally! I wonder if he wandered into China Town and got lost? Jake and Chris have a pow wow and Jake fills Chris in on how he is feeling. blah blah.. Corey goes home. No surprise there

So next week the big bombshell is that there will be no rose ceremony… Rumor is (highlight if you want to know)
Ali decides to leave on her ownUntil Next Time….