We start off with Jake packing for his home town dates, as far as I could see he left his turtlenecks at home. We head to NYC to Meet Gia’s parents. He hops out of the SUV and a squealing Gia jumps into Jake’s arms. They head to get on a boat and have a mini photo shoot. Gia does her best sexy pose and Jake does his best dorky pose, both are naturals. They talk about her past relationships and she reveals that she has been cheated on(the big loser cheated on her with all her friends). They finally head off to meet her parents for dinner. Gia’s mom looks like Kelly Cutrone, I wonder if she has the same killer attitude? She immediately starts to fire off questions and ends up taking Jake off to talk. Jake tells her that he has fallen for all four women, hmm I guess you could call that an ice breaker, or maybe a deal breaker. He then saves the conversation by talking about how amazing Gia is. While mom and jakey are talking, Gia is outside with her brother, who must share the same hair dresser as our friend Vienna.. YIKES. Gia gets some mother daughter time and she tells Gia that she thinks Jake is head over heels in love with her, she just feels it. Inside Jake is getting grilled by spikey, aka Gia’s brother. Jake tells him that he is not a jealous guy, just EXTREMELY protective.. hmmmm, i dont think there is a difference haha. All in all Jake has won over this family BIG TIME!

Next up is Miss Allie who seems rather perky! Jake drives up in an Suv and once again another squealing jump in arms reunion! They talk about the leaves on the trees…haha and then they play in the leaves (I am surprised they didnt make out in the leaves) and they pick up a leave, make a wish and then threw it in the air. haha I have NEVER heard of that before! These two are pretty silly together. They then head over to her grandparents house, who has passed away. She was extremely important to allie. They head inside and tour the home. This is a pretty intense moment but special at the same time. Time to meet her parents! Allie’s mom reveals that she googled Jake and thats how she “got to know him” before he came over haha. She then steals Jake away for some grilling. She takes him outside where there are colored Christmas light’s strung, a picnic table cloth and candles… maybe google revealed Jake liked colored Christmas lights and picnics? oh geez. 🙂 No surprise Jake wins over Allie’s mom. Allie and her mom talk about Jake and she gives Allie her approval. Jake and Allie head outside for a chit chat and she tells him that if asked her today (to marry him) she would say yes. Jake of course cant say anything and just makes out with her. Jake does tell us that he thinks she could absolutely be the girl. ALL IN ALL Jake won over this family BIG TIME! If only he knew what was to come!

Next up Tenley! They meet up in the park and have a running reunion… but no squealing, thank goodness. They go for a stroll thru the park and then sit down for a chat. Tenley is the one asking the questions this time. She wants to find out what kind of man Jake is. He reassures her that he is a Man’s man and that he makes his own decisions. A Man’s man that is comfortable wearing cropped turtlenecks : ) Tenley takes Jake to her old dance studio where she used to take dance. She changes into her leotard and does a dance she choreographed for him. Jake simply “adores” it and then they dance together all over the studio. I will say I love a man that can dance, its pretty darn attractive, so I see why she likes dancing with him so much. Next they go meet her parents! Jake is the first guy since her Ex, this should be a good grilling from her parents! The sit down for dinner and Tenley and her mama talk about Jake, so Tenley’s dad takes Jake aside to talk. This is the first Jake and daddy time we have seen! He tells Jake that he watched him on the bachelor and he told his wife that he wished Tenley could meet him, fate maybe? They talk about how awesome Tenley is and Jake wins papa Tenley over. Tenley gets a chance to talk to her daddy and they have a sweet moment even though they were crying most of the time. I think when Tenley got her divorce her whole family got a divorce. While they are going thru a box of tissues, Mama Tenley is talking with jake and lets him know that Tenley is ready to move on. Music to Jakes ears. But there is one last thing to do, Jake asks Tenley’s dad if he can marry her AND Jake ends up in tears! MAN talk about an emotional visit! : ) ONCE AGAIN…jake wins over another family!

Last but not least.. Its Vienna’s home town visit! They have a running reunion (with country music in the background, which is reoccurring this whole date haha) Vienna has traded her jean skirt in for some daisy dukes. She wants Jake to see her and where she grew up.. she is a river girl! Am I mistaken or are they supposed to be in in Florida.. I have NEVER seen this part of Florida. They get on a boat and enjoy all the river has to offer, some alligators and turtles. The head over to Vienna’s parents house where her little puppy is there conveniently dressed in a matching pink shirt as her mama Vienna. Vienna’s dad greets her with tears and immediately takes her outside to chat. She tells him she is falling for him hard and that he is everything he wants for her and that she is taking this seriously… this time. WHAT? WOW Then Jake heads into the garage to look at Vienna’s dads toy, his motorcycle. Papa Vienna tells Jake he wants to make sure his girl will be treated like a princess and Jake tells him he is really into her and there was literally bango music playing in the background. I cant make this stuff up. They head to dinner and Jake tells her family about how the other women were very jealous of Vienna and her parents were not very surprised. Jake finds this very refreshing…. oh geeeeeeez dude! After dinner they head to Vienna’s room like they are in flipping high school. Once Vienna and Jake start to make out her daddy comes demands 12 inches between them, I mean I cant even begin to make fun of this. WOW. Gross!

We head back to LA and Jake is sitting in his room when he hears a knock on his door… its Allie. She is a mess and starts to bawl her eyes out. She tells Jake that she has to choose between staying in LA or go back to work. She asks Jake to help her make the decision. Jake basically is not allowed to say much and he tells her to weigh out the pros and cons of each. He tells her he cant guarantee a ring on her finger but he cant tell her is wont. She tells him she will give him her decision at the rose ceremony. She leaves him with a puppy face and a wave, and when he shuts the door ,she collapses to the floor like a 3 year old in the hotel hallway. Jake tells us he is holding onto hope at this point…. Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony EVER ahead..: )

Chris and Jake sit down for a pow wow. They discuss the Allie situation. Jake basically tells Chris he doesn’t want her to leave but understands. The girls arrive and Allie looks ROUGH. She stares at all the girls and looks like she is about to throw up and then asks Chris if she can talk to him and he leads her to Jake. Allie asks Jake to tell her how he feels but instead he gets Allie to say she is falling in love with him. She tells him that she had her mind up to stay but seeing the other girls changed her mind. Jake tells her that she wanst “on the line tonight” and that he is falling in love with her. She kisses him makes some weird noises and Chris comes in and asks her if she has made her decision and she gives a crying plea for more time! OH MY WORD! PASS ME A GLASS OF WINE or maybe a stiff whisky drink! There has seriously been 3 commercial breaks at this point. I have heard enough weird moanes, and baby cries, make your decision girl! Finally she tells Jake that she has to go and he walks her out and she finally leaves. Oh and the word on twitter last night is that she works for Facebook! Jake dries up his tears and head back inside to let the girls know there is no rose ceremony. Off to St Lucia they go!

and im crying tears of joy that this episode is over HAHA : )

Until next time..