Hey bachie lovers…. sorry i took a week off… but i am back…..

So we start off with crazy mc crazy waking up with a black eye.. I mean really? Was she dreaming of kicking the “table of doom’s” booty when it didnt show up with a one on one date card for her? That girl is somethin elese… So we get read the first one on one and its Chantel, aka “the slapper” So she gets ready in her little brothers blue t- shirt and as they are waiting for their “ride” of course crazy loon tells brad about her mysterious black eye. BLAH. Then in true bachelor fashion, a helicopter pops out of no where to pick up Chantel and Brad, because being whisked away in a helicopter is just so normal. They fly of too Catalina island, where Kipton and Tenley fell in love in front of America, so not planned right?  RIIIIIGHT. Brad tells miss Chantel that they are going to go in the ocean and see all the fishies. OF course, she is terrified of the water, way to play peoples fears producer Fleiss. He has no soul. I think he dived into the ocean with Brad and Chantel and Ursela took it from him. So we see Brad and Chanty walk the ocean floor and Brad helps her get over her fear. Which of course makes her fall in love. geeeez

Back at the crazy house, the next date card comes and we hear that Michelle will not be going on the group date, which prompts her to say she will give Brad his own black eye if SHE doesnt get the one on one. Too bad this girl didnt knock herself out in her sleep. AY AY AYYYE. Back on the island, Chanty and Brad are talking relationships, marriage, and they tell each other they like each other a lot… awwww. Back at the crazy house, michelle is bawling. I would elaborate on that, but its pretty normal at this point.. the girl is too much. Next up, Chanty apologizes for slapping brad and of course Brad just loooooves it. I do admit, these two seem pretty natural together. The rain starts to pour… the rose comes out and they make out.

Side note: if you read the spoilers, you know that Chantel didnt come back to the crazy house. She stayed at the island with Brad and didnt come back to the morning. But they did stay in separate rooms..uh huh… sure!

So the group date starts up and the girls meet up with Brad at the Love Line studio… this should be good. Brad tells us that this is the PERFECT place for the girls to open up.. yeah right with Dr. Drew? ha!  So the girls come in and the pow wow with the Doc starts up. First up… Who has cheated…. you would think you would hear crickets but Stacey the bartender tell us she cheated in college. That girl isnt getting a rose. They answer a few more questions blah blah blah… i thought it was going to get a lot jucier! : ) The ladies and Brad head back to the Bachie pad for dinner and hot tubbin. Then the claws come out. Well not really claws, but the girls steal Brad one after one but while saying “awwwwww im sorry, can i steal you?” haha cracks me up. At the crazy pad, Michelle finds out she is getting the one on one date! She starts to do a happy dance, but Chanty proudly points out that her “card” didnt have “love” in it. GIRL are you trying to get a black eye? We zoom back to the hot tub where all the girls are bickering about their time with brad. Smarty pants Britt steals brad away while all the Drama is going on and makes out with him. But not for too long, Ashley comes out and interrupts. This girl starts to ramble on in a vino drunken state and passes out in Brads lap.. well not really, but I wish she would have, because she just wasnt making any sense. Brad comes back to the tub and steals Brit and gives her the rose, he should have given her a cheesburger, the girl is skinnnny!

The next morning, the girls are drinking their dr pepper, eating some bacon..oh wait, thats me after a night of drinking too much wine : ) Brad walks in and immediately steals Ashley away so he can talk to her. Brad reassures her for the 100th time that he is INTO HER! This girl is digging her own rose grave. seriously, issues! Inside the house, there was a cat fight with Michelle and Chanty. I am glad someone is standing up to this loon. Michelle drags brad out of the house and tells us that she is going to elbow Ashley in the face if she doesnt get a rose. Seriously, she needs a spin off haha.  They head up to Brad’s house and of course, Mr helicopter flys up to whisk them away.  They land on top of a sky scraper and Brad tells Michelle that they are repelling down the side of the building to get to dinner. Nice mode of transportation! I would SO do it haha : ) BUT OF COURSE Michelle is freaking out, but so was Brad. Honestly, I cant imagine someone doing this if they are reallly scared of heights! About half way down, of course they had to still a kiss, cue the cheesey bachelor music. so predictable…. so predictable ; ) Brad and Crazy dive into the pool and she tells us that NOone can steal this moment from her…..”BOOM” yes she said boom while punching at the screen. I believe this girl has anger issues. Brad then starts to ask the deep questions and they talk about her daughter for like 2.5 seconds. I kinda just ignored the next 3 minutes, i just dont care to know what this girl has to say. Of course they make out and she gets the rose… gross : )

The next day we get to see another therapy session with Brad and his therapist…… i will be honest.. I fast fwd this. thank goodness for DVR

Time for the cocktail party. Shawntel gets the first chit chat and Brad reassures her she is staying by picking her up and swinging her around. He talks to another chikadee and then steals Emily away, but not forgetting a basket of pillows, blankets and a bottle of champagne. Of course this sends the girls thru a whirl wind. Brad and the gorgeous emily head to a secret spot and have a pretty precious little moment. Note to self: find that hot little royal blue number she had on! : ) The girls are practically all packing up and jetting out of the house at this point. Chanty is inside bawling her eyes out. I am just surprised Michelle didnt go take the pillows and hit emily in the face So rose ceremony comes a few girls dont get roses….. no real shockers : )

So what do you guys think. How much longer do you think crazy will last. Who has the best fashion sense? Who do you want to “win”?

until next time…XOXO