Well welcome back reality tv lovers! Are you ready to take this 13 week journey with Mrs. Gibby? haha. Well lets get started!
So the episode starts off with the one and only, Jason, I will call him Mr. Lamo. We see Jillian’s journey on the bachelor and how she somehow got out of it without being mesnicked. She got home and talked about how it took her weeks to get over lamo, but that is all in the past now. Then they show her frolicking around and trying on pink ankle boots and then she channels her inner Mary Tyler more and she tosses her red Barret in the air! We are used to the corny stuff by now right? Well then she says she is going to make the decision right the first time…lets hope so. Off to LA! The producers give us this montage of her being “sexy”. Washing a vintage car in cut off shorts…. hey it kinda worked for Jessica Simpson… ha!
Now lets get to the boys!
First we meet Kiptyn, which was my favorite before we “met” them and I was wrong haha. Nice abs, good face, has a great job but does he have the personality…. then we meet Mr. break dancer, Michael. The whitest break dancer that has ever lived but he is a teacher, he got some brownie points for that! Then there is Julian that is MAJORLY over compensating for something (yeah i just said that) buy the boy has jumped out of 500 planes, has this super RED hot rod, but hey maybe he can take some pointers from Kyle, the self described “good lover”. oh lordy. We meet the pizza entrepreneur, Mike. I mean what kind of job is that? Is that like someone who works at taco bell and is a taco salad artist? hmmm beats me : ) Then there is Kyle, which I just mentioned, who takes pride in shopping in thrift stores, and by what he wore the first night, he shouldn’t be so “proud”. We meet Wes next, who is a country singer who has a number one hit in Chihuahua, Mexico. no comment needed… Greg comes next and goes by the name “bilbro” He tells us he is a personal trainer and that he describes himself as a perfect 10, then we see him doing the running man and pretending he is on an imaginary horse… nice one producers! Last we meet Jake, who is a pilot. He seemed pretty charming to me and I think he will stick around for awhile.
FINALLY we get to see Jill meet the boys. She is very confident she will meet Mr. Invisible on this show……..uh huh… I will just go over the highlights…. The second guy out of the limo, Bryan, literally sweeps her off her feet, and it wont be the last time this happens. It was awkward, But it gets worse, Brian from GA, jumps out of the limo and calls Jill “Hot Tub Harris”.. wow.. this is where they should initiate the worst first impression rose, make it a black rose and send a guy packing before he even makes it inside! Then we meet tongue tied Dave, who was literally lost for words. I admit I felt sorry for the guy, but I think Jillian handled it very well. Lastly, Mike the pizza artist dude, tried to use Jill’s hot dog theory, but with pizza. He miserably failed when Jill rattled off 8 toppings… dude women on complicated…DUH! : )
So now its time to go inside for the all night drunkfest aka “the cocktail party”. Some of the boys finally turn into men and take Jill outside for the much wanted “one on one time” After the chain reaction was over, Jill pulls Kiptyn outside, where he states that she is better looking in person. oh wow dude, the search is over Jill, he is your winner! haha Kiptyn is not the one. A few more guys steal away Jillian and then Kyle comes in and draws a mustache on Jill’s finger while Bryan sits there like a bump on a log. Was anyone else worried she would get that black sharpie on her white dress? haha i was! Jill then gets sweeped off her feet ONCE again and is scared that she is going to be thrown in the pool. Then Wes comes over and plays he is unfinished song for her and hits a soft spot in Jillian. Too bad she didnt hear him earlier when he said he was in it for the prize! nice one. So then its time for a break dancing lesson! He teaches Jill a few moves and then Mr. Running man (Bilbro) comes in to challenge Mike. Yeah not much of a contest, but it was funny to watch. Just when the boys thought they had scoped out their competition…Chris brings in 5 more dudes. Someone quips “WE WERE HERE FIRST” but one of the newbies, Tanner, takes Jillian out for some alone time…… with her feet. Wow, this guy was BEYOND creepy. While Jillian thought he was a good communicator, he was secretly sneaking peaks at her feet. It was so disturbing to watch and even more disturbing when Jill said she thought he was cute and that she felt comfortable with him! EEEK! Later Jill goes and grabs the first impression rose. I thought Kiptyn had it, but Mr tongue tied Dave finally “talked” earlier on with Jill and impressed her.
5 am finally rolled around and it was time for the first rose ceremony. Yes these people stay up all night, but you would think they would let Jill freshin up! She gives her roses out and we have the usual adios speeches from the rejected Bachelors. My favorite line of the night came at the end by Steve… “Maybe she doesn’t like awesome guys!” Well Steve you may be onto something she did fall in love with Mr. Lamo and kept the Freaky Foot guy around…. I guess we have the rest of the season to find out!
So Jimmy Choo Readers… who were your favs? Who gave you the creeps?
update: for some reason my blog is not updating in everyone’s blog roll… strange?
Yeah blogger was screwy yesterday! Get it together Blogger haha : )