Another night full of scripted, real surprises!
So we start off with Jilly in her room in Whistler, British Columbia where she talks about how she “partly hopes” that the guys who have girlfriends are not the guys she is falling for. Well Jill you better start completely hoping on that one, because you are! But moving on She goes and meets the boys and Michael “break dancer dude” gets the one on one date. After a few squeals, he opens his date card that says “Come fly with me,” nope it wasn’t a helicopter date. They go zip lining and seem to be having a great time. Then they go to a wine cellar to have dinner and Michael wants it to be known that he has a crush on her(which I think he says about 15 more times) Jill immediately starts the interviewing process. Michael looked like it was hooked up to a lie detector at first but finally loosed up. Again, just when you think Jill may start actually liking a nice guy, she doesn’t. Michael went in for the Kiss after he got the rose, and Jill gave him the head turn. I think that’s an obvious, you are not sticking around for much longer dude.
Next up is the group date! Jill is determined to put her douche bag radar on and figure out which one of these guys has a girlfriend… she must have forgot to change the batteries. They all meet up for a snowmobiling excursion and Robby boy gets to ride with Jill. He immediately hops on and says he is scared.. oh man. They pull over on the mountain and Robby apologizes for getting angry at the last rose ceremony, and Jill likes that he apologized, but gives the nice guy a hug. Do ya see a pattern here. Then comes foot boy and Jill tries to get him to tell her who has a girlfriend and he avoids it all possible costs and Jill gets nothing from it. So she moves on to Wes. Wes talks about his CD, I am already on the waiting list haha kidding, and how he knows he will get publicity from this show, really dude, really?, but he has feelings for Jill. So, they make out. She states that she would know if Wes has a girlfriend…. right. So then we see Jill and the boys taking a bunch of whisky shots and she must have had quite a few because she was a mess when Kiptyn and her had their alone time. She asks him to feel her butt and he obliges, but he honestly was trying to have a serious conversation with the girl, but she turns into a high school girl and blurts out “I like you”, “Do you like me?” So kiptyn verbally marks the yes box and they make out. Is it just me or is every Kiss exchange seem to be very awkward? Then comes Reid, the whole exchange was one big awkward mess. Jill asks him who has a girlfriend, I guess her douche meter got buried in the snow, and Reid stutters and has a blonde moment and then finally states that they all have girlfriends. Well it worked on Jill. Then we see a sad Mr. Ed sitting by the fire. Jill walks over to him and finds out that Ed was given an ultimatum by his boss, Come back to work or your fired. So worried Jill gives Ed the rose and tells him to make his decision and let her know.
Next up the one on one date with Jesse. They hop into a snow plane, are there no helicopters in Whistler or something?, and they go to the top of a mountain and run around like kids. A few snow angels later, they head to dinner. We find out Jesse had a serious gf 6 months ago, but is ready for a family, right. Jesse also tells Jill that she has a “sexy, soothing voice” and that its the type people could fall asleep too. At least our bachelorette thinks that is just plain ridiculous and later tells us that her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, I agree.
So then comes the fake Ed Decision. Jill meets him in a hotel room and he lets her know that he is going to go back to work. Jill immediately starts to bawl her eyes out. She lets him know that she REALLY likes him and to not let work get in the way if he falls for someone else. Ed tells Jill that he wants to take the rose with him. Ok, Ed is SO coming back guys. May want to not read if you dont want to be spoiled, but I am pretty positive I saw Ed in the season preview in Hawaii, which means he is coming back. Man, the writers of the Bachelor/Bachelorette should move onto movies! So Jill leaves and is pretty shaken up and now has even more doubt in these guys, if that was even possible. She is worried that more guys will leave now.
Now for the pow wow with Chris. Jill is pretty somber and lets Chris know that she is really upset about Ed leaving. They discuss the other guys, Cowboy Jake is too perfect, Tanner needs to focus on her feet her more and not the other guys, and Mark needs to say he likes her. So then we see Jill go to her wall of men and immediately take Ed’s picture out. They are really putting a lot of focus on this guy. So the rose ceremony comes and Mark is gone.
Ok I normally dont talk about the previews but OH MY WORD. Did yall hear them talk about someone having “problems in the bedroom?” Are they finally admitting to what happens on over night dates (like we didnt know) Wow, I am pretty sure they were talking about Reid, poor guy. Fliess man kneed ya pretty hard dude. So what do yall think, is Ed coming back for round two? Is she going to marry wes and star in his music video? : )
I loved Jillian on the Bachelor, but I am seriously having second thoughts about her now. Her taste in guys is so messed up! I did like Ed though and I hope he comes back in true "first time in Bachelor history" fashion!=)
All of the guys seem like they are not good enough for her!!!! But I hope Ed comes back! that would be some good drama!!!
i missed it, but it does just keep getting more… "interesting" doesn't it, and you crack me up=)!
I haven't seen last night's yet… decided to let the recorder run and play with the new pups instead. They need their Momma!! LOL I'll catch up tonight, though.
This season is getting so crazy!! It's like every year, they have to take it up another notch on the drama meter.
I'm so done with Wes, ugh. She really seems into him, too, which is starting to grose me out, seriously! And feet boy… I think she's just kept him around this long so she can pump him for info on the other guys!! haha I'm actually kind of missing Mad Dog. HA – JUST KIDDING!!!
I think you might be on to somthing w/ that Ed thing… can't wait to see it!!
ahhh is the show almost over – keep me updated… xxxoo
I agree completely with Lindsay- loved her on the bachelor, but now I just don't know. What is this girl thinking. She needs to wake up and boot wes NOW!
i love your updates – i can stay in the loop and never even watch an episode 🙂
thanks!
haha its getting really good ; ) love love love your recaps every week!
I was at yoga last night and missed it but your recap is hialrious!
Ahhh… I LVOE your recaps – CD waiting lish – Ha!
I actually think Reid is a super sweet guy & I love it when he wears those smart looking glasses, priceless.
Can't wait till next week either – yeah ; – )
They did focus a lot on Ed after he left. I'm sure they will make him come back in some ultra dramatic way!
And I can't believe all the talk about what happened in the bedroom scene next week! I would be mortified!!! I also can't imagine having "bedroom" time with several men back to back!
Ed is totally going to have a "I realized what is important in life" moment and come running back…. ABC loves their drama… I wouldn't be surprised if his leaving for a "job mandate" is all scripted!
the "problems in the bedroom" guy was def Reid, the way they made it look!
And yeah, I knew something was up with Ed, I think he's coming back! Such BS!
I haven't watched ONE episode this season! I don't know how I've done it! I know once it gets to the end I will be trying to catch up like mad. Thanks for your reviews, it's the one way I can keep up!
Why is foot boy and country singer still there!!! gag me! I'm really starting to like Reid and I agree, I think Ed is coming back 🙂
Yes, i am 87% sure he is coming back lol. As for Wes…grrr. If only she could see herself on camera with his weaselly ways!
I don't see what her obsession with Ed is? I think he's just average at best but heck, to each their own! I really don't care for any of them…especially Wes. Ick!
where have I been? how did I know know about LuLu's? you have been keeping a big secret! I am out of it!
Good find on the pics! They look cute together!
you know my feelings on this already. SHADY BOYS!
Ed is my favorite and I do think he will be back, but my money is on Reid or Kiptyn.
YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! I think ABC should hire you to do a weekly re-cap of the show!! And I feel SO bad for the guy next week that has the "issue" in the bedroom… i mean how sad is it for him to have that problem on national TV… That poor guy will never get a date!! Maybe Jill just isn't that HOT in the bedroom and she just didn't do it for him?? it may not be all his fault!! you know, Jill's got to work it too… LOL
You are too funny! I love reading your recaps! Very good detective work, I hope Ed does come back!
I LOVE your recaps!!! I am convinced that Ed is coming back too…especially after those pictures!! 🙂
Love that you posted these pictures – I just watched it on Tivo and was bummed – I love Ed! I would love it if he came back for her!
Ed, Jake, & Kiptyn are my favorites for her. So, I would love if he did come back. He looks like the guy off of p.s. i love you to me. I think Wes is a major tool. I feel that before its all over his true colors will shine thru. I seriously wish feet boy was gone. He is a creeper!
Woah! Good call!!!